George Carlin, Splenetic Comedian, Dies at 71

Some quotes:
Hockey comes to mind. People think hockey is a sport. It’s not. Hockey is three activities taking place at the same time: ice skating, fooling around with a puck, and beating the shit out of somebody.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I’m not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose… it’ll be much harder to detect.

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.

If the “black box” flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole damn airplane made out of that shit?

-George Carlin

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Here are some pics of my latest buddy in downtown TO.

Here he is on top of the Backpackers Hostel at King and Spadina:


And just taking flight:

 

This one is funny he was sitting on the lamp post above a bunch of people that have no idea if it. He was there for about 15 minutes. I guess it was lucky that there was not girls with the little carry dogs or there could have been trouble. In this pic it looks like he is reading the paper.

I find it amazing that we have all this nature right in the heart of a big city. You just have to be on the lookout.

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Ok this picture is funny. You might not think that we have much wildlife in the city but you would be suprised. We have falcons that nest on the high building. So the other day I see one flying and start watching it. It flys over to a building that has a bunch of pigeons on it. The pigeons fly a circle pattern and once the falcon lands they perch above it and have this stand off.

Turns out the falcon flies aways and no food is had but thought that the picture was funny.

Click for much larger version:

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I grabbed these shots out our window this morning, click for larger:

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